MARATHON, Fla. – Be careful what you say in bed.
According to a newly-obtained Monroe County Sheriff’s Office report, two genital-centric insults turned a Marathon threesome into a tussle that ended with hurt feelings and a cinder block thrown through a car window.
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As Local 10 News reported Tuesday, deputies arrested the couple who they say invited a woman to their home on Second Avenue Ocean Monday.
The report states that Angela Viviana Velez-Vazquez, 20 and Steven Michael Lopez, 31, told deputies they were in an open relationship and had invited the 29-year-old, whom Lopez met while working as a taxi driver, for sex early Monday morning.
But the two told Deputy Nicholas Pope that during sex, the woman became “extremely disrespectful,” his report states.
How so? Pope wrote that the woman said she became upset after “Steven and his girlfriend tried to dominate her sexually inside the house,” leading her to inform Lopez that he had a “little d---” and Velez-Vazquez that she had a “stank p----.”
She told deputies that Lopez didn’t take kindly to this, leading him to grab her by the hair and throw her against a wall, according to authorities.
“Steven’s girlfriend then came up to her, grabbing her, and threw her outside,” Pope wrote. “(The woman) said when she was pushed outside, she fell to the ground. Steven’s girlfriend then went up to her and started punching her with a closed fist in her right eye. She said Steven also came up behind his girlfriend and began hitting her.”
For their part, Velez-Vazquez and Lopez told Pope that they had asked the woman to leave and she didn’t, leading them to “forcefully” remove the woman from the home.
The report states that as the woman got in her Nissan Altima to leave, Lopez threw a cinder block into the rear windshield.
Lopez claimed he did this because the woman threw the sedan into reverse and hit Velez-Vazquez in the leg.
According to the report, Velez-Vazquez told police that that the woman “then exited the vehicle and approached her, swung a closed fist at her, but missed.”
“Vazquez then returned a closed fist swing, striking (the woman) in the face,” Pope wrote.
The woman left and then parked down the street.
Pope wrote that when the woman met with him, she told him “multiple times the subjects on scene were not the ones that hit her or threw the brick at her car” but that she wanted to press charges.
However, he wrote that Lopez and Velez-Vazquez showed up to the MCSO Marathon substation to inform deputies that they were, in fact, the people who did all of that, saying they “wished to turn themselves in.”
During their meeting, Velez-Vazquez let Pope know that she was on probation in Connecticut and wasn’t allowed to leave the Constitution State.
“It should be noted that both Vazquez and Lopez turned themselves in willingly to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office,” Pope wrote.
Lopez faced a felony charge of throwing a deadly missile, while Velez-Vazquez faced a battery charge, according to MCSO.
A sheriff’s office spokesperson said no one was seriously hurt in the melee.